"He's just wearing his Hover Trunks. I can make even teensier splashes with my Hover Mustache."
"...uh you're Beth-you're the Beth's friend. Heh. Uh, Beth's friend."
"I can't wait to get my Hover Car permit."
"I'm gonna go...eat the rest of that soft taco. It's gettin' cold."
"Woah! Who's growing peaches?"
"That's the most perfect peach ever."
"Whaa? Ah! Jive-ass peach pit!"
"And when my heart is full-"
"WHAT? What's happenin, girlfriend, uh ma'am...?"
"Heh hey, why you all up in my jam all of a sudden?"
"Beth was right, you are interesting."
"Hey Chris. Can I try something weird?"
"And that little wooden seagull with the spinny wings."
"Right, well it's not a secret hideout, exactly. It's just invisible. Cloaked."
"I just want to say I really liked smoochin on your face and such..."
"So you want me to just give up, huh?"
"So listen, next time you come over maybe we could-"
"I'm proud of the little--big--guy.""
The Emotion Lord kissing Chris
"AW! Gross dude, you're me!"
"What's the "Dawning" of Wankershim?"
"You want to know about Wankershim, then set up an MV-12 Assertive Reactor. It's answer all your questions."
"Give him a chance, Chris. He knows things you don't."
"Could I ask a private question?"
"Oh, somebody's getting curious about his powers! Well, we can read upside down, aaand our dancing skills improve quite nicely."
"Actually I was wondering about Beth. She's my best friend, but you know, someday, I mean, are we ever meant too...?"
"You know I can't tell you! Anyway you can see the future yourself, that's one of your dang powers!
"I...I still don't see anything--"
"What did you do to me?!"
"You're looking at Beth? And you're crying."
"Miss her?! Why? Does something happen to Beth? Does she die? You have to tell me!"
"Oh dear! I've given you dangerous fore-knowledge of the future! I may have created a Temporal Pair-o-Sox!
"Oh--oh! AAH! It's always been Wankershiiim...!"
"Is it over? Are we one with Wankershim?"
"But science tells us the universe goes forever."
"The Space-Time Calliope contains infinite..."
"I haven't given up yet."
"He realized the meaning of the universe back when we were six."
"Ohhh yeah...he hasn't moved since."
"I feel like I should ride him more often..."
"...but he's always so...blown away."
"They been sending Catbug back with presents?"
"...and a sinus irrigator."
"Chris, We are alive. Love, Mom and Dad."
"It's like trying to use the President's mouth to make out with God's middle name."
"Oh well, at least we know our parents are still alive. Oh...sorry Beth."