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Chris as a toddler.

Chris as a kid.

Chris in his early teen.

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Time Slime

Chris' parents

Chris saving Beth

Emotion Lord

Chocolate puppies

Butter Lettuce

Oh, my god!

Holy crow!

Memory Donk

Chris and Beth's first kiss

Not knowing what to do

The Bunless

Lavarinth

Chris in his room

Gas-Powered Stick

"He's just wearing his Hover Trunks. I can make even teensier splashes with my Hover Mustache."

"Hello..."

"...uh you're Beth-you're the Beth's friend. Heh. Uh, Beth's friend."

"I can't wait to get my Hover Car permit."

"You know, I was gonna-"

"I'm gonna go...eat the rest of that soft taco. It's gettin' cold."

"Woah! Who's growing peaches?"

"That's the most perfect peach ever."

"MWAH!"

"Whaa? Ah! Jive-ass peach pit!"

"Whaaa?"

"...oh no."

"And when my heart is full-"

"WHAT? What's happenin, girlfriend, uh ma'am...?"

"Heh hey, why you all up in my jam all of a sudden?"

"Beth was right, you are interesting."

"Hey Chris. Can I try something weird?"

"Um...let's get weird."

[smooch]

"Dude!"

"Aw."

"And that little wooden seagull with the spinny wings."

"Right, well it's not a secret hideout, exactly. It's just invisible. Cloaked."

"I just want to say I really liked smoochin on your face and such..."

"...but it's kind of..."

"Bad timing?"

"So you want me to just give up, huh?"

"Not really."

"So listen, next time you come over maybe we could-"

"Plum? Plum?"

Plum?

Dan Before Time

"I'm proud of you, buddy!"

"They were just jealous."

"Yeah, yeah! Right on!"

"What if you create a temporal paradox or something that could like, destroy the fabric of space and time?"

Cereal Master

6 year old Chris Kirkman

The Power of The Emotion Lord

Ultra Wankershim

"It's a miracle!"

"You just made history!"

"I'm proud of the little--big--guy.""

The Emotion Lord kissing Chris

"AW! Gross dude, you're me!"

"What's the "Dawning" of Wankershim?"

"You want to know about Wankershim, then set up an MV-12 Assertive Reactor. It's answer all your questions."

"You're my friends now."

"Give him a chance, Chris. He knows things you don't."

"Could I ask a private question?"

"Oh, somebody's getting curious about his powers! Well, we can read upside down, aaand our dancing skills improve quite nicely."

"Actually I was wondering about Beth. She's my best friend, but you know, someday, I mean, are we ever meant too...?"

"You know I can't tell you! Anyway you can see the future yourself, that's one of your dang powers!

"Here, empty you mind."

"I...I still don't see anything--"

"D-AHH!"

"What did you do to me?!"

"You're looking at Beth? And you're crying."

"Miss her?! Why? Does something happen to Beth? Does she die? You have to tell me!"

"Oh dear! I've given you dangerous fore-knowledge of the future! I may have created a Temporal Pair-o-Sox!

"I did! There it is!"

"Oh--oh! AAH! It's always been Wankershiiim...!"

"Is it over? Are we one with Wankershim?"

Catbug

"But science tells us the universe goes forever."

"The Space-Time Calliope contains infinite..."

"I haven't given up yet."

"What about your horse?"

"He realized the meaning of the universe back when we were six."

"Ohhh yeah...he hasn't moved since."

"I feel like I should ride him more often..."

"...but he's always so...blown away."

"Dude what do you want?"

"They been sending Catbug back with presents?"

"...baby pictures."

"Aww."

"...and a sinus irrigator."

"Sweet!"

"Chris, We are alive. Love, Mom and Dad."

"It's like trying to use the President's mouth to make out with God's middle name."

"Oh well, at least we know our parents are still alive. Oh...sorry Beth."

Sugarbellies

Moo-Phobia

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Artwork by Natasha Allegri