• Wankershim (Brother)†
Spankus is one of the only unique elves. He is much taller than the other elves and actually has a nose. He has long blonde hair, ears, and abs, unlike most elves. He wears a large chef's hat and is seen carrying a bag of food in the episode "Butter Lettuce".
Spankus is Wankershim's brother. When Wankershim leaves the Holo John Spankus is saddened by the fact that he cannot go with him. In response, Wankershim just says that he has "grown beyond" him and ends the program.
- In "Butter Lettuce," Wallow kicks Spankus and produces a hunk of meat. This is a reference to the Golden Axe video games, in which gnomes carry item sacks that you can steal from by kicking them.