• BlayAndHowlie

    I made up lyrics for Chris's song in "Gas Powered Stick".

    ~I'm just a dude alone, outside your door

    Where I can watch you shave your pits a billion minutes more

    And when my heart is beating faster than the speed of light

    You'll know you're my love and know what's right

    Don't you see I want to smooch you all over the face

    But if you really don't want me to, if that's the case

    I could give you your Double Dolphin Smax with Seahorse Dreams

    From that ugly Cereal Master and she's fat, it seems...

    I'll watch you shave your pits, a trillion minutes more

    I love you, down in my core

    I'll watch you shave your pits, a quadrillion minutes more

    Not a fictional love story, not a lore

    But still... I'm only a dude... just standing outside your door...~

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