I made up lyrics for Chris's song in "Gas Powered Stick".
~I'm just a dude alone, outside your door
Where I can watch you shave your pits a billion minutes more
And when my heart is beating faster than the speed of light
You'll know you're my love and know what's right
Don't you see I want to smooch you all over the face
But if you really don't want me to, if that's the case
I could give you your Double Dolphin Smax with Seahorse Dreams
From that ugly Cereal Master and she's fat, it seems...
I'll watch you shave your pits, a trillion minutes more
I love you, down in my core
I'll watch you shave your pits, a quadrillion minutes more
Not a fictional love story, not a lore
But still... I'm only a dude... just standing outside your door...~Read more >