Wallow's Song is a short song sung by Wallow about recent events concerning the Bravest Warriors (with the exception of Salami coming from farms). It is sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna.
Chris is missing;
Salami comes from farms;
Danny has low self esteem;
And Beth cut off my- (The last word was interrupted by Beth, but it can be assumed that the word is arm, as it rhymes with farm, and it's what just happened.)